robynleighozzy

so it's been forever since I was on here but I wanted to show everyone my lil boy but I can't tonight but if you got myspace he is all over there

 Ok I am kinda angry.... Today I went in for my glucose tolerance test and I drank that icky orange crap and came back an hour later just like they said only I was less then 10 min. late so they wouldn't take blood, grrrr...... My doctor told me they were being a little weird about that and should have taken it anyway that 10 min. didn't make a diff...... Well I leave Wed. for cali so that was my last app. until feb. so we were hoping to get it done today but no....

 Today was a bad day and a day when Joshua showed his true colors... It started out with me apoligizing for being so pissed at him for not coming to my prenatal checkup even though I changed it just so he could... Then on my way there I started getting some really upsetting text messages about having a big mouth and being on a level of stupidity that dosen't allow me to wrap my mind around the cold hard truth of reality and something about someone smelling better than remembered.... Well after that I was confused and received one saying Poor Baby, Alysia ring any bells?... Well I told her to never speak to me again because I don't like her and I never have but unfortunately she kept talking and therefore allowed herself to drag Joshua into a deep hole that will take alot to get out of as messages like the following continued to come.... "Listen here Bitch, if you ever disrespect Josh like that again I will have your baby taken away in no time" to which I just Laughed!! next came, "I would much rather see that baby with Josh as a dad than a pychotic crackwhore for a mother" to which I laughed again because I don't do drugs and I am not the one who cheated in our relationship that was all on Josh!! Then the last one was, " He has given up so much for you and you are nothing but an ungrateful spoiled brat. Get over yourself and face reality" to which again I laughed because from where I see it he has given up nothing but his Sperm for this Kid... I am moving because I can't afford to do this on my own until after I go to school so I am enrolled in school and have a Job lined up in Bako so I can provide for my child, I have gone to every appointment obviously and all of which were without Josh, I had an ultrasound and he didn't even call me for about a week to find out what we were having, He begged me to give my baby up for adoption and is upset that I won't... See I am giving up alot for this kid and I am doing it on my own without any help from him.... If this sounds right to you that he let her say those things  please let me know.....

 A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over

and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl

announces to her boyfriend

that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never

had sex before, so he takes a trip to the

pharmacist to getsome condoms.

He tells the pharmacist it's his first time

and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know

about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms

he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks

he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house

and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my

parents, come on in!"* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no

movement from the boy.* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,

The girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,

"I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers

back, "I had no idea your father

was a pharmacist."* * * * * *

I know how stupid that sounds but seriously if I try to sleep I just think about all the stuff I could be doing and then it keeps me awake for hours upon hours....  I need a life again I honestly have nothing to do nobody to hang with and no car to go anywhere.... Woe is me... :) Ok Lame I know.... See I told you I was bored here I am rambling about the dumbest stuff ever..... Ok I am quiting while I have the will power.... GOOD NIGHT!

 My worst and best were one in the same.... This year I turned 21 and my boyfriend came to visit me we spent the whole day together and met my dad for dinner it was great and before he left we got a little busy..... but shortly after he left he called me and asked me to meet him down the road he didn't say why but I knew as soon as I had gotten there..... He had gotten tired on his way home and didn't see this 15 mph corner and took it at about 45 resulting in him flipping his car in to a ditch and totaling it, luckily he was unharmed and wasn't cited for anything since a police officer in the oncoming lane witnessed the whole thing.... The crash still scared the crap out of me and I would never want anything like that to ever happen again.... so you could understand why this was a good and bad birthday all wrapped up in one.... 

 Ok Laci here I am and I added some things are you happy now......? :)